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i. hate. new years.

it always fucking sucks no matter what. WHO FUCKING CARES. seriously. you can go out and party any fucking time but everybody FREAKS OUT because it’s new year’s. and then plans don’t work out or something just goes wrong. fuck that. also, i forgot i how much i don’t like living at home. what am i doing

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Dec 31st

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2010 WAS WEIRD

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I always like when I leave a friends house and come home and I notice that I smell like their house. It’s somehow comforting. Is that weird?

Dec 31st

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According to the Kinsey Institute, the smallest...

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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we play the blaming game

yes i mind, it’s not your turn

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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i got really bored so i cut up some old t shirt. it’s awful lmao it is not wearable. too bad but damn i’m bored yo… it’s like, i have tentative plans and i don’t want to break them so i’m just sitting around. and i don’t really have anyone to make real plans with anyway. soooo whatever. just gonna sit here i guess. i’m a little...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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BABA O'RILEY

Dec 28th

A 'Devil's Threesome' is sex between one woman and...

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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my knees are covered in nasty bruises

oh that sounds bad but i was sledding and eh it hurts now more than it did when it happened cuz my legs were cold…. but um one of the bruises is exceptionally ugly and i’m gonna show everyone. i tried to get a running start and tripped and slammed my knees on the sled. typical. why do i have lil jon on my ipod

Dec 26th

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When certain women try to act like all men are...

islesandglaciers: Please just stop. You’re actually a lot worse than most of the men I know.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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conversation on christmas morning

dad: why didn't i get any noise putty
mom: i didn't think you needed it....
me: but he needed a whoopie cushion?
mom: well... yeah

Dec 26th

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Practicin

Dad: Nevr insult Dumbleder in fron o me! Meant ter turn em into a pig, but i spose he wis so much liker pig anyway

Dad: I’m practicin me Hagrid voice

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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"You think graffiti is ugly? Gigantic posters of...

amandajolie: AMEN

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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the end is near

for the shag wagon/swag wagon/bull/safest car ever/tackiest car ever =[[[[[[ my parents are gonna get rid of it i think. so sad. i mean just cuz the doors are broken and the transmission slips and the heat/air conditioning doesn’t work and there’s no CD player and it’s never been washed and sometimes it won’t move DOESN’T MEAN IT’S BAD AND IT DOESN’T MEAN...

Dec 25th