i. hate. new years.
it always fucking sucks no matter what. WHO FUCKING CARES. seriously. you can go out and party any fucking time but everybody FREAKS OUT because it’s new year’s. and then plans don’t work out or something just goes wrong. fuck that. also, i forgot i how much i don’t like living at home. what am i doing
2010 WAS WEIRD
I always like when I leave a friends house and come home and I notice that I smell like their house. It’s somehow comforting. Is that weird?
According to the Kinsey Institute, the smallest...
we play the blaming game
yes i mind, it’s not your turn
i got really bored so i cut up some old t shirt. it’s awful lmao it is not wearable. too bad but damn i’m bored yo… it’s like, i have tentative plans and i don’t want to break them so i’m just sitting around. and i don’t really have anyone to make real plans with anyway. soooo whatever. just gonna sit here i guess. i’m a little...
A 'Devil's Threesome' is sex between one woman and...
my knees are covered in nasty bruises
oh that sounds bad but i was sledding and eh it hurts now more than it did when it happened cuz my legs were cold…. but um one of the bruises is exceptionally ugly and i’m gonna show everyone. i tried to get a running start and tripped and slammed my knees on the sled. typical. why do i have lil jon on my ipod
When certain women try to act like all men are...
islesandglaciers: Please just stop. You’re actually a lot worse than most of the men I know.
conversation on christmas morning
dad: why didn't i get any noise putty
mom: i didn't think you needed it....
me: but he needed a whoopie cushion?
mom: well... yeah
Dad: Nevr insult Dumbleder in fron o me! Meant ter turn em into a pig, but i spose he wis so much liker pig anyway
Dad: I’m practicin me Hagrid voice
"You think graffiti is ugly? Gigantic posters of...
the end is near
for the shag wagon/swag wagon/bull/safest car ever/tackiest car ever =[[[[[[ my parents are gonna get rid of it i think. so sad. i mean just cuz the doors are broken and the transmission slips and the heat/air conditioning doesn’t work and there’s no CD player and it’s never been washed and sometimes it won’t move DOESN’T MEAN IT’S BAD AND IT DOESN’T MEAN...
The Best Gif. Ever Created!
undeuxtroisbangbang: affectuous: the-charming: oh..wow. omg waht hahaahhahaahha
IM NOTY A LESBIAN
that will never di will it
i am forever alone
kate left me and took the booze wheres my snuggle uddy
The age group most likely to drink alcohol or...