“uughh i was gonna masturbate today…. thats what i didn’t do…. it was on my schedule” “you schedule it? actually i do too sometimes” “i’m glad you can understand” guess who
its cute how incomprehensibly immature some people are. oh wait not it’s not i’d like to see some people grow up or at least make it a little more interesting sidenote- my phone autocorrects “nigga” to “NIGGA.” i’m a strong advocate of caps lock.
too many bitches
carcarcarlycc: J-Cole ft. Trey Songz - Can’t Get...
Remember in winter when I went to the gym like every other day? Sometimes winter boredom pays off I wish I was bored and not just lazy. Nahmean
me: are you anemic? mom: oh no! i’ve always had a very healthy hemoglobin count.
Got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple of girlfriends. I’m so hood rich.– The Book of Mormon (via historysaidwhat)
allsyst3msgo asked: Could ya spare some cutter me brudder
alexanderg0kart: 1985 - Bowling For Soup.
They’re thieves! They’re thieves! They’re filthy little thieves! Where is it?...– LeBron James after the 2011 NBA Finals (via historysaidwhat)
subliminal message in a john mayer song not really
car alarms going off and shit
i have an F in my online class and this is the second-to-last week, so i figured it’s really not worth doing the assignments anymore cuz there’s no possible way for me to pass at this point I don’t think. I don’t know. since it’s almost over and i’m failing i don’t see the point in trying but i still feel guilty. and of course now i’m gonna have an F...