July 2011
“uughh i was gonna masturbate today…. thats what i didn’t do…. it was on my schedule”
“you schedule it? actually i do too sometimes”
“i’m glad you can understand”
guess who
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its cute how incomprehensibly immature some people are. oh wait not it’s not i’d like to see some people grow up or at least make it a little more interesting
sidenote- my phone autocorrects “nigga” to “NIGGA.” i’m a strong advocate of caps lock.
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too many bitches
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carcarcarlycc:
J-Cole ft. Trey Songz - Can’t Get...
Remember in winter when I went to the gym like every other day? Sometimes winter boredom pays off I wish I was bored and not just lazy. Nahmean
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me: are you anemic? mom: oh no! i’ve always had a very healthy hemoglobin count.
“Got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple of girlfriends. I’m so hood rich.”
– The Book of Mormon (via historysaidwhat)
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allsyst3msgo asked: Could ya spare some cutter me brudder
tumblr personality
alexanderg0kart:
1985 - Bowling For Soup.
“They’re thieves! They’re thieves! They’re filthy little thieves! Where is it?...”
– LeBron James after the 2011 NBA Finals (via historysaidwhat)
subliminal message in a john mayer song
not really
car alarms going off and shit
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titty tricks
Fuck
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i have an F in my online class and this is the second-to-last week, so i figured it’s really not worth doing the assignments anymore cuz there’s no possible way for me to pass at this point I don’t think. I don’t know. since it’s almost over and i’m failing i don’t see the point in trying but i still feel guilty. and of course now i’m gonna have an F...
